My cats are all over the kitchen table the bastards lol
I can't stop them, unless I don't let them in, but we all know that's not an option [X-treme fear face now], after that dream I had of Big Mikey [my 13 kilo cat] causing an earthquake with his growling because I wasn't opening his cat food tins as fast as he'd of liked, I'm not gonna mess with my cats.. for I am------------------->Owned.. or in l33t? PNWED?
Holy sh!te, I forgot my cats know how to use tne Internet, what if they log on and read that I called them bastards?
I'll risk it, but if I'm not back, you know I'm in trouble