Since Libardo seems to have this thing all sewn up and in the bag, it's time for me to just get goofy! To quote Otter from the classic movie Animal House, "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part." and I'm just the girl to do it!
WIth no further ado, I give you....FESTIVUS WINKY!
(Notice he has his index card with his grievances, for "the airing of the grievances," he's dressed in his singlet for the "feats of strength" and there on the left...the glorious, all aluminum, Festivus Pole!) For those who don't celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or Yule, there is Festivus! Festivus for the Restuvus! (See Wiki for the history of Festivus)