Dear Santa ................... I want ?.............
WHAT DO YOU WANT SANTA TO BRING YOU
THIS CHRISTMAS ?
Now Hankers....that was PURE GENIUS. But what an Odd Job to have.
@ Hankers
Now that was uncalled for. Brilliant, even ingenious...but uncalled for. . Can you imagine what a pair of Iraqui shoes smell like?!
I think we just might have found the missing WMD's.
Damn, he missed....twice.
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And you expected....?
Well he was using an I.S.D. (improvised stinky device). Two heels flying and one heel ducking.
My son just got me a massive Tony Montana [Scarface] figurine, that says over 100 thing's, it ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Say hello, to my lil' friend W00T
Keep it away from your coke. I snorted that once and almost drowned.
LOL
I got it mixed up, it was $100 bucks and says 18 things hehe
Bar folk that put ice in your coke are pains, the cubes block the nasal passages
Yeah, but the head rush is insane!
And now those diabolical bastards have made candy CANE. And SNOW, what's up with this whole season. Those damned reindeer doing roofies. Will it never end?
I know Ed.. what is the world coming to
well thats why playing in the snow is so much fun
think i'll go back out side
You are some bad, bad girls. I don't think Santa is going to be seeing you this year.
Dang, I had a bear trap all set up in the chimney for Santa
What an interesting way to unman him.
Oh that's nice Ed, Santa is in for a real surprise MAHAHAHA
well you can't expect a girl not to have some fun
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