My short list:
More memory(for me,not my computer)
More storage space(for me and my computer)
A lifetime sub to WinCustomize.
All 3 million+ members on my friends list.
Enough time and talent to contribute more often.
A cure for everything that ails anyone.
Velcro for the monkeh,less work than duct-taping.
A smile on everybodies face.