I don't run anymore, I just let myself get tackled.
That's handy to know... I get pupffed chasing a snail.
I could keep it up during during play..
Well you got one up on me.... if I get picked for the team.
Heavy balls are the best,,,
Dunno 'bout that.... cos when I had mumps!
How you say, the bigger they are, the slower they are
Well I'm a big boy... so if I don't tackle you, I'm an easy target.
Am I elegible
OK, so if we make you eligible, will you pick up the soap... and do you do back washes???