This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
Are you people obsessed?
Is that why you come here too???
Didn't you invite me?
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How could I invite you when I gate-crashed myself??
Could be we're obsessed with making the most of these forums, inviting everyone to comment and have a good time, isn't that what it is all about?
That's what it's about orright, so why is it so quiet around here lately???
I'm thinking because the site is very wonky, what is your opinion
Capn?
Me thinks people are staying away in droves, what say ye???
I say maybe we drove them away to the other side of the internet, does that sound possible?
I think it's partly due to the holidays, but it could be because I'm too wonky couldn't it?
I can't imagine that you would be wonky Angus....unless you were playing games with the Captn too often,yes?
I couldn't do that due to the toxic curried cabbage fog could I?
Have you tried mixing in some brussel sprouts?
I have, but have you tried them curried on their own??
Oh my G-d, are these veggies checked by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission?
Would it help if they were?
Well I think we could put them in a garbage can and sink that baby in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, sound good?
Nope! How is that good? And what would I eat in their place for sustenance? And would curried baked beans be a good substitute?
I think curried baked beans would earn you a Scholarship from Heinz don't you?
And would I get a medal or a diploma with that?
An airfreshner, that is what you'd get. Don't you think that is a good idea?
Wouldn't some sort of paper be more useful?
Did I miss anything?
Why would you think that?
Brilliant! Who didn't laugh at this!
Hey Wiz!
How about Industrial Strength,with a built in air freshener?
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