You've been entertaining the CIA and NSA SatInt folks for years starkers, me mate!
Ah, so that's how Funniest Home Videos got that footage of me sliding butt naked down a glacier on my butt after I fell out the hotel window... NASA has a lot to answer for, tho their high resolution still wasn't good enough to capture me wee weenie.
(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )
After seeing the wedding pix starkers I'd say, "Buy a puptent."
That's not a bad idea, actually... I don't want my nuts pressing up against the base of my spine and causing a headache.