You'd have to have balls to play soccer you know.
I had the balls once... thing is, they dropped off. Sad, that! Yup, I had 'em sitting on a shelf when a mini-earthquake struck, and they dropped off, bounced down the road and disappeared down a fissure... bye-bye soccer balls and my promising career that would have eclipsed Beckham's.
If I had secured my balls... David Beckham would be a wannabe asking me for tips on how to make it big.