If I were a Sarah Palin, and you were a Barack Obama
Would you assimiliate me anyway...
could we create some karma.
You could work your hands in government...
and do some policy making,
And I would stay at home to do some moose pie baking.
In the evenings you could chop some wood
And I sit by the fire knitting baby clothes...
While we think of "politically correct" baby names
And come up with one that's still good.
You'd come up with the name Obamamite...
Or something equally ridiculous like that
And I'd some up with something weird but sensible
Like Wasillabelle, or (the next great) RepubliCrat.
Don't blame me, I didn't start the "If I were a Carpenter' thing