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New Versions of Windows 7 leaked

No really . . . it's not *that* bad

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October 16, 2008 9:35:14 AM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

Shirley, one of the under-appreciated drones at Stardock tech support came across an announcement of the versions of Windows 7 to be released next year.  You may notice that it's expanded a bit from the Vista versions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(yes, a joke )

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Reply #1 October 16, 2008 9:41:31 AM
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I friggin' hte image reduction sometimes.

I swear this looked better when I wrote it.

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Reply #2 October 16, 2008 9:49:35 AM
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Funny, FF3 expanded the image enough to read it.

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Reply #3 October 16, 2008 9:56:02 AM
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Reply #4 October 16, 2008 10:13:51 AM
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That is some funny shite right there.  Thanks Zube.

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Reply #5 October 16, 2008 10:30:29 AM
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@Zubaz: And you made me think the actual thing was available for download    

Anyhoo, nice job!  

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Reply #6 October 16, 2008 10:44:02 AM
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If this were only true.

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Reply #7 October 16, 2008 10:52:21 AM
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I love the description on the Gaming Edition.

 

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Reply #8 October 16, 2008 11:12:28 AM
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Nice one Zub!!! That's some good reading. Don't let MS see it, cuz they just might adapt to some of that!!

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Reply #9 October 16, 2008 11:16:00 AM
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If this were only true.

You mean this is almost true.

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Reply #10 October 16, 2008 11:16:21 AM
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Sorry forgot the smiley for the above comment.

 

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Reply #11 October 16, 2008 11:18:26 AM
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That's OK, I will simply wait for Windows 7.03.0001.1258b. It will have everything Ultimate has plus a pop up that will remind me just how stupid I was to believe this copy was actually real and worth the money and then it will have a laughing sound bit I can change to different laughing voices of my choosing.

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Reply #12 October 16, 2008 11:29:04 AM
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I was dribbling there out of an unknown orifice....I haven't even gone Vista yet, right Zubaz I owe you one for that

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Reply #13 October 16, 2008 12:41:40 PM
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Arrr, Oy be wantin' t'pirate version, arrr

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Reply #14 October 16, 2008 12:58:36 PM
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Reply #15 October 16, 2008 4:31:16 PM
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Hows about a Mac or Linux version of Windows 7? Or maybe a Wall Street version.

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Reply #16 October 16, 2008 4:42:51 PM
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Nice!

 

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Reply #17 October 16, 2008 4:56:54 PM
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Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..

Windows 7 * Zubaz Edition* written completely in Zubish, this may be our most stable windows yet!

Windows7 *HG Edition* all buttons order free pizza.

Windows7 *Jafo Edition* upgrades Zubaz Edition to proper english.

Windows7 *noob Edition* only has one button, which says "do stuff"

 

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Reply #18 October 16, 2008 5:07:09 PM
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Hows about a Mac or Linux version of Windows 7?

 wouldn't that be the one with the big X on it and a little apple up on the top?(think it was called windows 7 secure edition...)

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Reply #19 October 16, 2008 5:17:08 PM
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Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..

Oooh burn.

Windows7 *Jafo Edition* upgrades Zubaz Edition to proper english.

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Reply #20 October 16, 2008 5:21:43 PM
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Windows7 *SD Edition* Moves you to Michigan and provides you access to have picture taken with a red Porsche.

Windows7 *Pirate Edition deluxe* offers tons of stolen software and free room and board for the next 3-5.*

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Reply #21 October 16, 2008 5:33:39 PM
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Windows7 *Genuine Microsoft edition* Just wont bloody work

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Reply #22 October 16, 2008 6:21:16 PM
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Windows7 * Wallstreet edition* (aka win ME) Crashes shortly after opening.

Windows7 *Mac Edition* Patents every thing on your HDD.

Windows7 * DRM Edition* Logging in requires 9 forms of photo identification, written permission from all software mfgs,4 pass codes. and then only allows you to look at the OS, not actually use it. ( transferal of this version to another PC is punishable by having all your MP3's deleted)

Windows7 *Satanic Edition* Nothing gets saved..

 

 

 

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Reply #23 October 16, 2008 6:29:30 PM
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Windows7 *Borg Edition* upgrades are futile

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Reply #24 October 16, 2008 6:36:56 PM
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Windows7 *XP Edition* Allows you to downgrade to a stable operating system for only $129 and the rest of your soul!

Windows7 *Dell Edition* Uses new coding architecture to fuse all your cicuitry together, allowing you to never be able to change your system again

Windows7 *Kaliedoscope Edition* Because it's not like you're looking at anything important online anyways

Windows7 *Music Edition* Stream free music at super-high (32 bitrate) quality for only $499

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Reply #25 October 16, 2008 6:51:51 PM
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Windows 7 *Dirty Harry Edition* Go Ahead , Click the Start Button ,Do ya feel lucky, punk?

Windows 7 *Joe The Plumber Edition* When you make more than $250k a year, it slows down

Windows 7 *Porn Edition Edition* When you turn it on , it returns the favour

 

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