Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..
Windows 7 * Zubaz Edition* written completely in Zubish, this may be our most stable windows yet!
Windows7 *HG Edition* all buttons order free pizza.
Windows7 *Jafo Edition* upgrades Zubaz Edition to proper english.
Windows7 *noob Edition* only has one button, which says "do stuff"