The Scots aren't known as 'devils in skirts' for nothing.
Me and some mates are ready to take back the colonies...
Good luck in East Philly and Harlem wearin' those skirts Pal!
Hate to say the day you arrive you'll see those muskets on sale in the nearest Pawn Shop!
I'm tryin' to tell you, the only way you'll be allowed to walk US streets dressed like that and not get killed several times over, is to bring truckloads of this stuff:
You're still at risk getting gang-raped wearing those skirts walkin' in a Hood full of folks loaded off of these 8-Balls but hey, at least you might live to tell the tale!
232 years guys, can't you just let bygones be, ah what the hell, see you ButtHeads in Harlem around let's say 117th and Lennox Ave! Make sure your Troops are all wearing Chastity Belts if they plan on surviving this mission.