starkers, you're a warped man!
Oh how nice it is to be appreciated... and such high praise too, coming from a man of impeccable taste for the wicked, such as yereslf.
Spam, spam and more spam. Spam, beans and spam. Spam baked. Spam boilded. Spam and more baked beans. I trying to rid myself of all my Hurricane Ike emergency rations
Hmmmm! Me thinks you might be getting rid of more than just Hurricaine Ike emergency rations... neighbours and other household members come immediately to mind.