I respectfully disagree. The hottie factor will make many Americans (mostly male) sweat, which will offset the Igloo factor. IN addition, the rise in testosterone levels will offset the rising sea levels as more males will be encouraged to show off their bravado (snorting like a rutting bull) thus leading to a winnowing (ala the Darwin theory) of the male population. Less people means less polution which means less melting of the ice on the caps.
Ya got to think these things ALL the way through.
Oh I thunk it all thru orright... an' I aves ter point out some flaws in yer theory....
If'n Sarah Palin gits t' be VP, it'll be a cold sweat wot them fellers 'll be feelin, meaning them igloos 'll be orright
Thar won' be no rise in testosterone, neither... wiv Sarah Palin as VP, fellers cahoneys 'll shrink in fear n' thar testoserone 'll dry up.
Wiv Palin as VP fellers won't be showin' orf no bravado...not wiv shriveled up cahoneys n' dried up testosterone, them won't.
Rising sea levels will be offset by Palin's poor environmental policies... and sea levels around the US will actually recede for fear Ms Palin might decide to take a swim/dip.
The winnowing of tha male population will be the result of Ms Palin's 'preying mantis' ideology... shrunken cahoneys.
And the melting of the icecaps will cease: in part because of the Palin igloo project propogating ice; in part because of lowered testosterone levels reducing friction and body heat; and in part because once elected Ms Palin will lose the warm persona to become more like old iron drawers Maggie Thatcher and cold as a witch's tit.
Yup, I reckons you's Yanks need t' start thinking about thermal underbritches and rugging up in some Arctic woolies... just in case.
