"Stop saying 'Smell my butt'. I know you have a poopie."
"No, Daddy does not have a poopie. He has gas."
"No. No. Daddy's don't have boobies. They aren't boobies. Who taught you that word? Yes, That's my bellybutton. No, they are NOT boobies."
"Stop asking everyone to smell your butt!"
"No. No, Daddy doesn't want to smell the dollys butt."
"My feet don't stinky. How can you tell from over...Hey! We don't put the socks over our noses. Give me my sock. It's dirty. Give it...Journey...Get out of the hamper...yes, those are daddys undewrwear, but put them down...No, I don't want to smell them. I don't want to smell your butt. No. Now get out of the...Did you poopie? C'mere...c'mere...let me smell your butt."