Here's one for ya! That experiment to recreate the big bang in Switzerland was not to discover the origins of the Universe, nor to create a black hole. No siree, that was just a cover for what's really behind it.... which is money.
Yup, deposits to Swiss bank accounts has been on the decline for years - and the Swiss economy depends on those cash reserves - so this machine was desiogned to spin at such a velocity it sucks the World's cash in to Switzerland, thus resolving their economy crisis and making Switzerland the World's newest and greatest' super power'
Apparently, yesterday's was just a test run, whereby they sucked money for one Swiss bank to another, but future runs will target banks all around the world, wallets, purses, monies hidden under mattresses and in shoe boxes hidden in closets... anywhere you might stash yer cash.
There is, however, one way of preventing this from happening to your cash... put it in a tin foil lined polystyrene container with a duct taped lid, then put a brick on it to be doubly sure.
Got this info from my new step-sister (yep, mum's remarrying) who lives in Switzerland near the project... and she stresses that the tin foil lining is essential to retaining your cash, so don't forget it.
Oh, and you didn't hear this from me!!!