Great song by Nirvana

...is this a trick?

You took the hat off and now they've changed your mind. It happens everytime...

I wear two for that eventuality... or just in case one blows off.

Too late!

BWAH-HAH-HAH! 

Well, the rerason all this is happening is intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer (remember that one from math texts?)

The next step in the conspiracy unfolds: Zubaz has taken control of the tinfoil hat factory and placed special liners in them! These liners (especially when used by cats) neutralize the natural protective effect of the All natural vitamins in Aluminum Foil!

Yeah, zubs put special liners in 'em orright... but not for cats or any other furry creature.  No siree!  They're special liners that block our minds from recognising Zubish when our eyes see it, thus eliminating our opportunity to bag him about it.

I was alerted to this conspiracy by a tin mine manager from Cornwall in the UK... and yup, Stardock is in on it.  Apparently the tin is to be treated by special Stardock technologies which were actually purloined from our fav alien, Gorg, from the Twisted Sister, and used to dupe our minds into thinking Zubish is correct when patently it isn't.

Another conspiracy I've heard rumoured is of a technology being woven into the fabric of 'Fences' whereby grass and weeds grow around the bottom and between the palings, thus forcing users to purchase a digital whipper snipper available through Impulse for $49.99 to tidy things up.

Oi, Doc... that's no protector!  OK, it might prevent some alien lifeforms probing our minds, but can't you see what's going on here?  Those partitions between the 3 main components were specially designed by Google, using insidious technologies, to know everything you do on the internet by  circumventing Proxy servers, Ad blockers, IP address hiders and anti spyware apps. Yes, those partitions allow for special probes to read images from the crebral cortex thus allowing Google to see past all those blocking devices on your PC through your own eyes.

I therefore suggest not using it at all costs... particularly if you don't want your missus to find out you've bee visiting the Playboy site... cos obviously, through their far reaching tentacles, they already plucked her email addy out of the billions out there and won't hesitate to use it if you refuse to pay up.

'e's gone stark ravin' Starkers!

I reckon everyone who comes here is stark raving bonkers.  It's the subliminal messages that Stardock code into the pages, you see... and Andrew is a part of it, obviously, because he's the one responsible for setting them up. 

It's like this, the crew at Stardock HQ don't wanna be the only crazed lunatics on the planet with red faces over their actions, so Andrew is entrusted with encoding subliminal messages into Stadock's web pages that incite viewers to do weird and wacky things.... say and do the most ridiculous things.  Then they sit back and laugh at us, watching every crazy 'red faced' antic via the desktop icon webcam, covertly and conveniently placed in Iconpackager for their amusement.

So, I hope you're all appropriately dressed... they're getting enough laughs already.

And then there's Zubish!  Let's not forget Zubish!  It too is a cleverly designed subliminal thing that's designed to regress the minds of readers.  See, you all thought Zubaz was dyslexic or just prone to frequent typos, but in actual fact, he's brilliantly clever and the specially coded words have letters deliberately placed backwards so you revert to childhood and doing childish things.

I heard of one person who regressed so far he went back to a former life when he had dementia and still did childish things... but that's another story and I digress.

So there you have it... a Stardock conspiracy of gimormous proportions to influence users to behave in weird, wacky and childish ways. Now some need less encouragement than others - and some need no encouragement at all - but that's what makes Stardock Forums and chat such great places to be. 

So thanks to everyone and extremely childish raspberries to you all.

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  Skinhit.

I thought bats ate moths...?

Sorry, Starkers....Internal Medicine.

OK...So the original point of this original post is still bothering me. Here we are 3 days after posting, yet 7 or 8 days since this has been going on...It seems that my IP "3D Metal" doesnt register in the "most Popular, all libraries, yesterday" category? take a look at yesterday's most popular, all libraries,yesterday category...No.1 is J.Aroches outer limits cursor with 455 downloads, but if you check IP No.1 downloads I have 3D Metal with like 655 or something? This has been going on for a week or so(I've been checking) and 3d metal has never shown up...Henceforth the "holy tinfoil hat theory" and just wondering if someone from Stardock could answer me as to why this is happening?