I thought bats ate moths...?
Yeah, so did I... that's why I didn't know what to do with it.
I mean, couldn't put it in with the moths after with tender care and lovingly giving them a lush new home.
Then I took off my tin foil hat for a moment - itchy scalp - and it dawned on me.... it WAS a fruit bat.
So I put it in the terraruim and went to bed.
However, woke up this morning and the bat was gone
Now I gotta let all but one of the moths go... they've put on sudden weight and the terrarium is overcrowded.
I did have ideas about hanging the bat in the toilet, but a mate did that once and his didn't flush... and I didn't wanna wake up to that.
Oh, and I was wondering if I could borrow your strait jacket... just in case I get the irresistable urge to go out again tonight.
That Zakai has a lot to answer for... ha and his subliminal messages. After the first time dancing naked under the streetlamp I put on a second tin foil hat that was lined with glad wrap for added protection... but that didn't help. So I put on a third, lead lined tin foil hat and my rose coloured glasses... needless to say, that didn't help, either....
One neighbour captured it on video and is threatening to send it into 'Austalia's Funniest Home Videos'.... and another got some snaps on his digicam and is blackmailing me. If I don't pay up he's gonna show 'em to his 93 y/o sister, who's totally desperate to find herself a 50's something toyboy.
I just don't need that kind of pressure... even if I use Viagra and put it on a tinfoil hat, I don't think it's gonna help.