Resistance is... a mini-skirted woman whose knickers are around her ankles after the elastic broke, and she steps out of them to avoid bending down to pull them back up again.
Resistance is... the guy who picks 'em up, chases after her and says: "Excuse me, I think you dropped these."
Resistance is... having an 'implant' that's so terribly bent, and instead of coming you went.
Resistance is... the 40 y/o virgin (something's obviously wrong with with him)
Resistance is... a guy being told by his nagging wife to tie a piece of string around his finger to remind of their wedding anniversary, and he spends the remainder of the day wearing gloves.
Resistance is... wearing a flak jacket at your shotgun wedding, and saying I don't to later avoid those sweaty palms.