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Reply #176 November 7, 2008 9:27:34 AM
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Just cos we wear tights don't mean we ain't real men!

3 Pyrates forever!

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Reply #177 November 7, 2008 12:13:26 PM
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Resistance would be me wearing tights.  I'd look like a barrel on sticks.  And of course like a cheap motel...no ballroom.

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Reply #178 November 8, 2008 12:14:37 AM
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Resistance is... having the ballroom and no balls, like some I recently encountered.

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Reply #179 November 8, 2008 7:18:35 AM
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Resistance is touching that, which seems wrong on so many levels.

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Reply #180 November 8, 2008 11:11:13 AM
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Resistance is... being in a three-legged race with person who has two left feet.

Resistance is... not letting go of the trapeze when you realise your partner has only one arm.

Resistance is... your wrestling opponent is covered head to toe in baby oil.

Resistance is... tying your opponent's shoe laces together in an arse kicking contest.

Resistance is... being constipated and leaving your teeth marks in the toilet door.

And last but not least....

Resistance is... a woman puts her bra on backwards and finds it fits better.

 

 

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Reply #181 November 8, 2008 12:28:21 PM
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Resistance is... your wrestling opponent is covered head to toe in baby oil.
And hair!

Resistance is not breathing when underwater and something scares you.

Resistance is....(Buddhist)

Resistance was the sound barrier.

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Reply #182 November 8, 2008 12:42:18 PM
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Resistance is starker's computer sitting up and wagging it's tail.

Resistance is trying to floss with one hand.

Resistance is opening a "child proof" pill bottle.

Resistance is finding a scratch resistant touch screen.

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Reply #183 November 8, 2008 1:01:17 PM
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Resistance is cheap toilet paper.

Resistance is not farting in a crowded room.

Resistance is going a month without my own computer.

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Reply #184 November 8, 2008 3:53:38 PM
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Resistance is cheap toilet paper.

Resistance is not farting in a crowded room.

Resistance is getting near Wiz.

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Reply #185 November 8, 2008 4:10:16 PM
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Quoting angus1949,
reply 9

Resistance is cheap toilet paper.

Resistance is not farting in a crowded room.
Resistance is getting near Wiz.

 

Stinky thing to say, angus.

Resistance is a nervous virgin.

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Reply #186 November 8, 2008 4:27:22 PM
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Resistance is 50 in tight jeans and even tighter sports car.

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Reply #187 November 8, 2008 4:58:58 PM
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Resistance is trying to stay away from this thread so why bother  my resistance is futile

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Reply #188 November 8, 2008 7:45:35 PM
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Resistance is getting near Wiz

Sorry 'bout that.I'll try to *poof* downwind next time.

Resistance is not laughing at all the humor in these threads.

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Reply #189 November 8, 2008 7:53:30 PM
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Quoting storm347,
reply 12
Resistance is trying to stay away from this thread so why bother  my resistance is futile

You are getting drowsy...drowsy.....relax....relax....look into my eyes..........

 

follow the watch....follow....follow........close your eyes.....Resistance is futile!

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Reply #190 November 8, 2008 8:02:34 PM
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Sorry 'bout that.I'll try to *poof* downwind next time.

 

Surely you didn't mean......

 

 

 

 

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Reply #191 November 8, 2008 10:41:06 PM
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Resistance is... a priapism in your Spandex Speedos.

Resistance is... not farting in a Wall St elevator full of high rollers.

Resistance is... Soap-on-a-Rope in the shower on Cell Block H.

Resistance is... Bad Boy Bubba stealing it while you're shampooing your hair.

Resistance is.... saving a curried cabbage bark in a bottle cos nobodys around to share it....

And the grand finale....

Resistance is.... finding they don't make a small enough condom.

 

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Reply #192 November 8, 2008 10:56:13 PM
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Quoting jicorrila,
reply 11
Resistance is 50 in tight jeans and even tighter sports car.

Resistance is gettin' a girl out of either one if you don't have money.

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Reply #193 November 8, 2008 10:58:15 PM
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Resistance is.... finding they don't make a small enough condom.

Don't resist.  Just buy regular and a box of rubber bands.

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Reply #194 November 8, 2008 11:02:05 PM
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Resistance is what I should practice now....rather than saying this:

Condoms do come in small enough sizes...they're called condominimums!  

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Reply #195 November 9, 2008 6:46:00 AM
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they're called condominimums!

 

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Reply #196 November 9, 2008 7:14:39 AM
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Quoting PuterDudeJim,
reply 19
Resistance is what I should practice now....rather than saying this:

Condoms do come in small enough sizes...they're called condominimums!  

 

PDJ...you be livin' in some tight quarters, mate! LOLOLOL...slayed me dead...but that's....redundant.

 

Quoting angus1949,
reply 17

Quoting jicorrila, reply 11Resistance is 50 in tight jeans and even tighter sports car.

Resistance is gettin' a girl out of either one if you don't have money.

Quoting starkers,
reply 16
Resistance is... a priapism in your Spandex Speedos.

Resistance is... not farting in a Wall St elevator full of high rollers.

Resistance is... Soap-on-a-Rope in the shower on Cell Block H.

Resistance is... Bad Boy Bubba stealing it while you're shampooing your hair.

Resistance is.... saving a curried cabbage bark in a bottle cos nobodys around to share it....

And the grand finale....

Resistance is.... finding they don't make a small enough condom.

Oh me Gawd! You is funny, Cap'n!

 

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Reply #197 November 9, 2008 1:04:10 PM
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Resistance is what yer skin feels as yer bein' keel hauled.

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Reply #198 November 9, 2008 1:27:29 PM
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Resistance is...what I feel when I am told it's time to work.   

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Reply #199 November 9, 2008 2:40:38 PM
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Resistance is...being dianosed that you have ony two days to live on Monday but receiving the results on Saturday

Resistance is... attending your own funeral and delivering the eulogy

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Reply #200 November 9, 2008 2:51:52 PM
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Resistance is... sneezing so hard that your sphincter tightens that much your proctologist can't withdraw his finger.

Resistance is... getting stage fright when your urologist asks for a specimen.

Resistance is.... the nuerosurgeon who doesn't have the 'nerve' to operate.

Resistance is... suffering ED and having an orthopaedic surgeon perforn a bone transplant,

 

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