Arg....yer sneaky as a barrel o' eels.
Aye, an ol sea cap'n wot 'ave slowed doen in 'e's old age 'aves ter be as slippery as a barrel o' eels... otherwise I'd git meself caught more of'en than not. That's why I already be a runnin' when I (jokingly) disparages tha missus' galley skills
So, resistance is.... get yerself a good head start when ye say ye couldn' cut tha gravy wiv yer cutlass. LOL (no smileys again)
Resistance is me getting my ars kicked across the carpet
OUCH...CARPET BURNED BUTT!!!!
Resistance is.... sliding on yer arse across a plush piled carpet. Hehehehe.