OMG. Gotta go change. Angus, Starkers speared you!
Er, Doc, have you forgotten that I suffer with ED (Emphatic Droop)... while most can stand their spear up against the wall when they get home from hunting, mine's that flaccid that I have to hang it on a hook... otherwise it just slides down the wall like jello. Come to think of it, which I do, that's probably why I didn't catch anything when Sarh Palin invited me to go moose hunting... the very sight of her gave it ED (Erratic Direction) and a soft rubbery tip that wouldn't penetrate a hole in a tree.
Especially when you consider the doll was blown up with the ULTIMATE: Curried Cabbage Byproduct!
Um, now that would make for a very odourous situation if the blow-up doll broke wind... or Angus' spear was varnished with Viagra and ot got punctured in the heat of battle..er, passion.
Say, d'ye think curried cabbage might be replacin' ye olde corn based ethanol? Wind Power!
I dunno 'bout it replacin' ye olde corn, but it'd give that thar other nat'ral gas a run fer its money... an' when tha wind won't blow n' tha ship won't go, us'll use Carter tha Farter (luvs 'e's curried cabbage) t' start 'er.
Palin has developed a new wind source also: Hot Air Power.
Yeah, I noticed that, tho I finks she be a bit too inconsistent t' depend on as an alternative t' curried cabbage... juss mention Barack Obama's name an' I reckuns she'd turn instant frigid n' blow colder air than a Northern gale orf tha Arctic.