Sounds good to me buddy, except for the dentist part
The dentist part mightn't sound too inviting, but just think how much more enjoyable food and drink will be without the damned toothache.
Haven't got toothache, haven't had one in years... touch wood, but I should take my own advice and go to the dentist myself for a checkup and whatever maintenance is required.
Hehe, your aversion to the debtist reminds me of an old joke... Woman goes to the dentist and is sitting nervously in the chair when the dentist asks how her day has been, etc. The woman replies; "Well my day was fine until I got here!"
"And pray tell," asks the dentist: what is so wrong about being here?"
"Well," she replied: "I think that I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled."
With that, the dentist quips: "Well make up your mind... so's I know how to adjust the chair." 