For xmas I'm getting him a spell checker. Named Starkers!
Just don't think I could handle all the arguments....
"Er, Zubs, me old mate, that's not spelled right!"
"So waht! It lokks funnire dnoe in Zubish."
it'd look great with teh Stardock earring AND would emabarrass my wife.
Are you not satisfied with embarrassing her by looking like a Spinal Tap reject in those skin tight zebra skin pants, Gothic studded G-strings on the outside and knee-high stiletto boots with the Stardock logo inlays on the front???
Yup, I can see you having to go to the mall by yourself in the future.