Women are like books and can be easily read.The world is a library full of books - some are an enjoyable read, some are not.
Marriage: Why buy the book when you can flick through the pages and still get a satisfying read. And when you've finished one book, move on to the next.
It may well have been read before, but that won't spoil the plot. Just beware of sequels Once you've bought a book and read it, it will just sit on a shelf, useless, gathering dust. All books are like this. Your money is best spent on a beer, or CD, or something
I disagree. The encyclopedia can be read over and over again and everytime you learn something new. The more you read it the wiser you get, unless you're a really bad reader.
Also, while you read an exciting and good book the beer will taste so much better and the CD will be even more enjoyable.