Yup, I can see one frog luvin' owner of a software company and related websites getting up in arms over this... damned cruel practice of pre-packaging tadpoles (to hatch into a vacuum sealed bag, en-route) so's consumers have the freshest frog leg experience imaginable.
Nope, it's just not on!!! In fact, I'm gonna be contacting FUCT (Frog Union Caring for Tadpoles) about it immediately... I'm sure they'll be very interested.
And what is it with frog leg drumsticks, anyway? It's not like there's a lot of meat on 'em, and if you can't afford the pre-packaged ones, you'd be out hunting for weeks on end to give the family a decent feed. Yup, those darned Frenchies have a lot to answer for!
Can't imagine for one moment they'll be too happy about the Mexicans trying to corner the market/steal their thunder with these ultra fresh pre-packaged 'hoppers'... well they woulda been hoppers had they not been born into a (very short) life in captivity, only to end up as a gastronomic delicacy on rich folks dinner plates.
