Hey fatso, they can show a movie on your backside...
Yup, they sure can!!! In fact, I'd welcome it if they're gonna show a newly released blockbuster in HD with Dolbly digital surround sound... and provide the mirrors so's I don't strain m' neck watching it.
Actually, doesn't necessarily have to be in HB, either... there'd be more than enough blemishes on me arse t' ruin that effect.
***hehe...one of my school teachers said I'd end up with a "backside like leather".