NOT FAIR!!! Typical bureaucratic dirty tactics!!!
Yup, in its bid to deny payment, Social Security sent out this provocatively dressed young woman - showing lots of cleavage and making rather suggestive movements/facial expressions - and soon thereafter, pecker's application for a disability pension was blown right out of the water.
Apparently one has to have a 95% disability to qualify for payment... so when she asked: "Didn't your mother ever tell you it was rude to point???", I knew pecker wouldn't be getting any disability pension or associated benefits/concessions.
I protested/argued on pecker's behalf, that it was just an involuntary nervous tic (plus citing medical evidence of arthritis, lumbago, sciatica, persistent indigestion and manic depression after missing out on a relationship with Angelina Jolie) but she was completely unmoved... citing section 4; paragraph 2; part C; sub-section 4a of the Social Security ACT, which says: "Where there's life there's hope, and where there's hope there's life; Social Security does not pay applicants if they have ANY hope at all."
Damn... knew I shoulda got that 5 mill cover back when were still lads.