Well, truly i dont know what is love....neither marriage ..........but look what they say.........
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry.
"There is one thing I would break
up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't
stand for that." Steve Martin.
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates.
"Some people ask the secret of our
long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays,
I go Fridays." Henry Youngman.
"Mom & Pop were just a couple
of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I
was three." Billie Holiday.
"Marriage
is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays
and the other who never forgets them." Ogden Nash.
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city." George Burns.
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane Dewel.
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much." Colin Chapman.
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." Woody Allen
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray.
"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men." Aristotle.
Now its your turn
