1 Do I have a problem?
Only if you're wearing a turtleneck shirt w/an Apple logo on it... and matching Apple earrings. Now that WOULD be scary... and probably get you exiled from every Windows related site.
If yes, should I try to do anything about it?
If you're wearing an Apple turtleneck shirt and earrings w/the Apple logo... YES!!! If not, then you're cool... change nothing except your underwear daily - more frequently if/when required.
If yes, what should I do?
If you're wearing an Apple turtleneck shirt and earrings w/the Apple logo, try emigrating to another solar system that knows not of Steve 'Turtleneck' Jobs or the fanbois who blindly worship he and Mac. If not, then you should just be yourself, be proud of your custom made Stardock logo'ed earring n' tell ev'ryone wot don't like it ter walk tha plank, AARRGGHH!!!
Can you think of a funny caption for this photo?
Aye, that I can, lad, that I can... "My pirate outfit is in the wash and this was the next best thing."