Editorial Lee... writes crap for newspapers.
Pungent Lee... once slipped a skunk down his pants and can't get rid of the smell.
Aerodynamic Lee... had his huge ears surgically reduced cos they slowed him down while bicycling.
Ergonomic Lee... keyboardist who had his hands surgically altered to prevent carpal tunnel.
Flawlessly.... former acne-man, achieved dermis perfection with all-over skin transplant.
Gobsmacking Lee.... buxom bikini model who has frequent wardrobe malfunctions.
Blind Lee... gets a blind pension, but he still attends all of Gobsmacking Lee's stage shows.
Piratical Lee... cap'n starkers wannabe but he can't get the "AAARRGGHH" down-pat.