hmmm....no picture of Uvah. such a shame. i could have made such a pretty shop avatar of for him.

I am Phil Spector of Borg... I know in prison I can get free dental, but what I wanna know is if prison health covers plastic surgery to freshen up this wrinkly old mug of mine....like something that'll go with my hair.

I am Green/Brown Goo of Borg...You Barked     

No shave it off Phil Spector of Borg. Put in you pocket. Warden of Borg says it's okay but don't tell him I said so 'cause he'll revoke my assimilation privileges.

Contraband Inspector of Borg...This is Warden of Borg. Tell starkers of Borg to let Phil Spector of Borg get with 7of11 of Borg 'cause 2f3 of Borg has a cold in his olfactory implant and can't smell Smedley of Borg's Smelly Special. Xiandi of Borg and DRJBHL of Borg are on standby in case Sydneysiders of Borg gets the start panel right instead of left. Also tell Night Train of Borg his friend vStyler of Borg says hi...how hi...I dunno.

     I am Long Jane Bronze of Borg....My brother Long John Silver has been canceled due to lack of interest (cheap S.O.B.) therefore it has been left up to me to inform the Super Supreme High Councilor of Borg (Po'Smedley of Borg's anterior alter egotistical sidekickin' playmate DRJBHL of Borg) that all leaves have been canceled 'cause starkers of Borg's arseeenic heavy duty rubber long johns have lost cohesion. Bicycle clips not withstanding this intolerableble sitcheeation cannot be alloweded to continue more than 2.35783 microseconds longer past midafternoon on next Tuesday the 11th of Cocklemonth. Therefore and herein plus a few other stuffs......what's that smell? Uh oh...uh oh...RUN! RUN! IT'S GONNA..............bloop.                                   That was sorta anticlimatic.

I am Bette Midler of Borg.... if starkers is producing the 'wind' beneath my wings, I'M NOT FLYING!!!!

I am Mick Jagger of Borg... and I thought Jumping Jack Flash was a gas, gas, gas. starkers beats him hands down.

I am Elton John of Borg.... so much for my candle in the wind, was gently blowing until starkers barked and extinguished the flame.

I am Bob Dylan of Borg... I had no idea how significant "Blowing in the Wind" was gonna be, 'til I encountered the curried cabbage bark.

I am DocJBHL of Borg... every time I see a beautiful naked woman my heart skips a beat, perhaps I should get a colleague to hook me up to an ECG to see if this is normal at my age.

I am Uvah of Borg... don't worry, Doc, my heart skips several beats when I see a beautiful naked woman... the embarrassing part is getting a ticket for the impromptu pogo stick ride in a pedestrian only shopping mal.

I am Zubaz of Borg... you're embarrassed, I'm usually wearing my zebras striped pants and next thing I know I have a heap of pedestrians crossing my groin.

I am Fuzzy Logic of Borg.... pogo stick travel is illogical unless accompanied by a similarly inclined female with a penchant for ups and downs like a roller-coaster ride.

I am Murphy's Law of Borg...I control the forums. I will keep them skewed...haaaaaa hahahaha

I am Moderator Chief Incarnate of Borg...All you Borgettes line up...right now...show off your zebra striped micro mini tied at the hip type thongs for DRJBHL's inspection. No exceptions.

I am Zubaz the Master of the WC of Borg...Don't listen to the Moderator Chief Incarnate...he's a wimp. Show me instead

I am King of Borg...tell the Queen of Borg I'm still waiting for my bark proof long johns. And tell her no starch this time

I am Fuzzy Logic of Borg...My pogo bigger'n your pogo

I am starkers of Borg...no it ain't

I am vStyler of Borg...yes it am

I am IROKONESS of Borg...no it ain't

I am Xiandi of Borg...yes it am

I am IE7 of Borg... I am out of memory because of all the Britney Spears images you keep asking me to display, and all those without knickers, well of course I'm gonna want to forget.

I am IE8 of Borg... I have a better memory than IE7, but those knickerless shots of Britney Spears are a no go cos MS of Borg has me fitted with parental controls forbidding them

I am FireFox of Borg... forget those losers, I'll show you all the knickerless shots of Britney Spears you want, but I will get obstinate if you ask me to 'copy and paste'

I am Britney Spears of Borg... knickerless schimickerless, these days I'm doing topless in London

I am Kevin Federline of Borg.... I've seen it all before, and believe me, it's nothing to write home about.

And now Jean luc Picard is kicking himself that he didn't give me that job as Climate Control Officer... would have had them Borg beat in no time with a well-directed starkerbark.

I am Kim Kardashian of Borg... don't worry about Paris not being able to say that word... apart from being blonde she had her mouth full again.

I am Paris Hilton of Borg... Kim, I thought you were my friend, but it seems you too have looked up that naughty video of me that was all over the internet, so if you can't say anything nice.....

I am Kevin Federline of Borg.... Paris Hilton stayed at our house one night and I saw her topless.  Now there is one woman whose bra would fit better backwards... thought I was looking at a couple of fried eggs.

I am Anonymous of Borg... and I wish to remain so. It was a forgettable experience, so I don't want anyone being able to point the finger and say: "Aren't you the guy with Paris Hilton in that sex tape?"  No sireee!

I am Ron Jeremy of Borg... my implant has gone limp so now I direct assimilations instead.

I am Tiffany Towers of Borg... my enormous implants have developed a leak, now gravity means I have to wear Depends.

I am John Holmes of Borg... I'm dead now cos I injected my implant with an infected needle.

I am Texas Cheerleader of Borg.... with all the jumping up and down on the sideline, my implants have given me black eyes.

I am Octomom of Borg... and assimilate with no-one, ever, leave your sperm at the fertility clinic I'll collect it later.

I am Cassanova of Borg.... silly, silly girl, you haven't met me, yet, the right man with the right implant, at your service.

I am Mae west of Borg... hey there 'BIG' boy, why dontcha forget her to come up and assimilate me sometime.

I am Henry the 8th... hey Cassanova, give me a crack at Octomom, will you, the head's lacking with my latest wife.