I am Madoff Rectum of Borg......OOOOWWWWWWW!!!......do it again.
I am 3/4 of 1 Of Borg......I am here for Madoff. With or without his heinie.
I am Vaseline of Borg.... a secret ingredient has been added to my chemistry to give Mr Madoff a very nasty allergic reaction.
I am Alchemist for the Borg.....With this New and Improved Borg Blood, Bankers and Madoff's of the world will turn into silly putty once assimilated.
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I am Grand Poohbah of Borg... do we really want to assimilate bankers politicians or Madoff's, aren't they below us?
I am Alchemist of Borg....As you wish, Grand Poohbah of Borg,but what shall we do with all this toxic silly putty.
I am Alchemist of Borg....I have assimilated the toxic silly putty into a Married with Children rerun
I am Al Bundy of Borg... hey Alchemist of Borg, got any of that toxic silly putty left? Cos it tastes better than Peg's cooking and is probably far less toxic to boot.
I am Peg Bundy of Borg... Al, I'll have you know that I attended the Sara Lee school of cookery and can open/defrost a frozen meal as well as the next housewife.
I am Bud Bundy of Borg... be that as it may, mom, don't you think fast defrosting cheesecake in a 550 degree oven is taking it too far.
I am Kelly Bundy of Borg.... Cheesecake? I thought that was Philadelphia creme soup.
I am Procrastinator of Borg... to assimilate or not to assimilate, that is the question.
I am Hamlet of Borg....and Procrastinator assimilated my question!
I am Assimilator of Borg....I got you all
I am Code Monkey of Borg....I have assimilated all pages that didn't show earlier
I am Moderators of Borg....you have been 500'd
I am Master Bator of Borg....SPLAT!!!!!!
I am Sorry of Borg....I didn't mean it...honestly I didn't. I didn't mean to get you all. I didn't mean to assimilate all the pages.I didn't mean to 500 you and go splat....................................................hehe...yes I did.
I am Seven of Seagram. The Borg is out to lunch. Can I take a message?
I am Moderator of Borg....You can now return to your regular enjoyment viewing
I are SSENOKORI of Borg......Fizzlesticks are assimilated. We have added their biological distinctiveness to the bar.
I am Havu of Borg...Recycling isn't working, on to Plan B.....
I am Business Review Weekly of Borg.... due to the recession, implants are 'down' and assimilations have taken a nose dive.
I am Banker of Borg... yeah, and I suppose I'm going to get the blame for that, and my stockbroker friends on Borg St.
I am Pfizer of Borg... due to the banker initiated recession, we are producing more Viagra and dropping prices dramatically to get implants back up and encourage more assimilations.
I'm soylent green of borg...........we is people
I am rolaids of Borg.......how do you spell resistance?
I am Spectre of Borg... if it wasn't for my implant people would never see me.
I am mrs starkers of Borg and curried cabbage is off the menue, for miss use of assimilated cabbage
I am Fr4nk3nstein of Borg... Grrrr!!!!
I am Earl of Borg, and I am crossing cabbage off my list
Preparation H of Borg.....When resistance is not just futile but painful as well.
I be Cap'n Blackbeard o" Borg... so 'ow do 'e scuttle ships in space if'n thars no water?
I am Captain Kirk of Borg... we use Phasers and blast them out of the skies.
I be Cap'n starkers of Borg... hehe, I 'aves curried cabbage bombs fer that.
I am Little One of Borg...hehe...no 'similate me. I are just a wee person .
I are Large One of Borg.... and I are so large it'll take several attempts to assimilate me.
I am Friendly Advisor of Borg... go get a swine flu test cos I are worried, given you've 'been' with a few pigs in your time.
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