I am Janitor of Borg... do you need any help with getting that gum off your 'implants'???
I am Receptionist of Borg...No thanks Mr.Janitor,my daddy bought me these elogent rubber boots/gum remover. Easy assimilation.
Only 2 more left.
Only 2 more left?
I am Customer of Borg... I'll purchase those! Then I suppose you'll need help un-assimilating that gum.
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I am Darth Vader of Borg. You will be assimilated. It is your desssssstiny.
I am Nixon of Borg. We are not assimilating you at this time. Trust me.
I am Attorney General of Borg... Mr Nixon, you have been impeached and your presidency will be assimilated by someone without a preoccupation with gates, dams or other water related topics... we need a President with an interest in OIL.
I am Out House of Borg...I swear if I see one more ass imilation....
I am Sarah Palin of Borg... meanwhile, back in Alaska, I am preparing my next assault on the US Presidency... if I can find a running mate who can afford my expensive taste in wardrobe
I am Director of Physical Exercise of Borg...Today we will try to assimilate 2 feet away
I am Bill of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will drop your decent OS and install mine. Stability and freedom are irrelevant. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward you will service, us.
I am Playborg Bunny of Borg......my assimilation has staples in it.
I am "Stone Cold" Steve Austin of Borg....if ya think Stone Cold should assimilate all of this, gimme a HELL YEAH!
I am Hulk Hogan of Borg....what'cha gonna do, collective, when the 24-inch pythons assimilate you?"
The Rock of Borg says.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU ASSIMILATE!!
Ric Flair of Borg says, "To be the Man, you gotta assimilate THE MAN!"
And, finally,
"I'm Mr. T of Borg, and I PITY THE FOOL that tries to assimilate me!!"
I am Rock Hard, Playgirl pinup of Borg... OK, who's the smart ass who stapled my assimilator to my leg?
I am WWE Referee of Borg... no Mr Roberts, you may not use your 'snake' to assimilate your opponent.
I am Stardock of Borg... no, we won't be building computers for customers, but we make excellent implants to pretty up their desktops some.
I am Scissorhands of Borg. How the hell am I suppose to pee now?
I am Spreadsheet of Borg, call me Locutus 1-2-3.
I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.
I am Steve Jobs of Borg... anything I can't assimilate will be patented
I am Bill Gates of Borg... Steve, I bet you won't try to assimilate or patent my broken 'Windows'.
I am Steve Jobs of Borg... you stole all your ideas from Apple anyhow, so why would I assimilate?
I am Depressed of Borg.....assimilation bums me out.
I am Procrastinator of Borg....I'll get around to assimilation someday.
I am Bipolar of Borg....both of us have been assimilated.
I am Paranoid of Borg....I just know someone is out to assimilate me.
I was multiple personality of Borg... But we're ok now.
I am Hamlet of Borg; To be assimilated or not to be assimilated, - that is the question.Whether 'tis nobler in the collective to sufferthe slings and arrows of an outraged Federationor by assimilating end them?
I am Old-Timer of Borg......when I was your age we had to assimilate uphill-both ways!
I am Geriatric of Borg... when I was younger I'd assimilate twice daily... but these days I'm pushing to get myself and Willy up for the Hand Jive.
I am Rhett Butler of Borg... quite fankly, m'dear, I don't give a damn if we assimilate or not.
I am Scarlett of Borg... Damn it, Rhett, you've been off implanting with those darned Yankees agin, haven't ya!
I am Woody Harrelson of Borg... what, you mean that papparazzo wasn't a zombie coming to assimilate what little brain I have.
I am Easter Bunny of Borg.....my assimilation tastes like chocolate.
I'm Bruce Springsteen .... Borg in the USA.
I am Peter Fonda .... Borg To Be Wild.
I am Playboy Bunny of Borg.... and so do I.
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