I am starkers of Borg... hmmmm, that's what I called a bloke who once (and just the once) thought he could assimilate with me.
We are the Politically Correct Police of Borg... you can't go callling him 'that', even if it were true.
I am Proctologist of Borg... dunno where/how starkers got that idea. He's the one who came to me complaining of piles.
Hehe.
Yeh, that assimilation creates a lot of gas sometimes.
I am Omega of Borg and this must be the end of this thread.
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I am Genesis of Borg.... and we're only getting started... assimilation of non-comedic entities shall commence forthwith.
Alright! Are you back up and running again? We've missed t hose regular posts. I thought it was the end.
I am Daffy Duck of Borg.....assimilation quacks me up.
I am Foghorn Leghorn of Borg... I say thare lil chicken hawk, what say you and I sneak up on that thar hound over thar and assimilate his butt with this here firecracker and watch him run around in circles trying to blow it out.
Angus and Starkers....I'm Bang! of Borg wot came outta starker's post!
If you're going to Borg you certainly want more BANG for your buck.
I am Buck Of Borg,a penny for your thoughts.To late you're assimilated. 99 to go..,
Wiz, angus and starkers:
This girl's got real possibilities!
I am Taxes of Borg....You will be assimilated in ever increasing amounts.
No, I'm Taxes of Borg and I'm progressive: Under $250,000 I don't exist! But above? You will be assimilated.
And I'm finding the Wiz taxing.
I am Picasso of Borg.... I did not cut off my ear for my love. I saw Mike Tyson eyeing it off and felt it would be less painful than being chewed off.
I am Vango of Borg, and I ain't goin assimilatin anyone cause my Van is broke down.
I think I'm Amnesia of Borg because I can't assimilate a thing.
I AM blank of Borg... hung my assimilation on the line to dry and somebody snowdropped (took) it... even assimilated the pegs as well.
I am Chief Surgeon of Borg (formerly of Microsoft)... not to worry, come to my surgery in the morning and I'll give you a 64 bit implant that allows you to utilise up to 16 gigs of memory.
I am Pirate of Borg and I have a new hook implant. I shouldn't have forgotten that when I got done droppin some Borg bits. Ouch.
I am Proctologist of Borg.... not to worry, Pirate of Borg... at least you've saved yourself the cost of haemorrhoid surgery.
Watch how you scratch yer eye, mate!
Talk about ass-imilation! Yoiks! <=== That's what it'll look like!
I am Phlebotomist of Borg.....Oh bloody hell with these implants.
I am 40 y/o Virgin of Borg... my implant will have passed its use by date if I don't get laid soon.
I am Sperm Donor of Borg... and I'm a 45 y/o one, but I get paid for doing what you repeatedly find yourself doing for free.
I am Artificial Inseminator of Borg... artificially, well that's what I tell the ladies before I ask them to bend over.
I am Infertile Of Borg.... hmmmm, I didn't know that orgasms were assimilated into the cost of the Fertility Program.
I am Direct Debit of Borg.... you have not been charged for this assimilation.
I am Pablo Picasso of Borg and I love our cubist ship.
I am Dell of Borg and I outsourced your TechSupport!
I am Dell TechSupport of Borg and you can't understand a thing I say!
I am Corporation of Borg and I just 'outsourced' your job!
I am Bailout Money of Borg and you'll never find out who I'm going to...but it ain't you,
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