I am 40 y/o Virgin of Borg... my implant will have passed its use by date if I don't get laid soon.
I am Sperm Donor of Borg... and I'm a 45 y/o one, but I get paid for doing what you repeatedly find yourself doing for free.
I am Artificial Inseminator of Borg... artificially, well that's what I tell the ladies before I ask them to bend over.
I am Infertile Of Borg.... hmmmm, I didn't know that orgasms were assimilated into the cost of the Fertility Program.
I am Direct Debit of Borg.... you have not been charged for this assimilation.