I am TV Evangelist of Borg... I will assimilate all your money - praise the Lord - so you can go to Heaven, just like the camel who could pass through the eye of a needle because he gave away all his money.
I am Father Confessor of Borg.... repenteth unto me and confess all your sins.... tell me of all those women you have committed assimilation with *because my list is growing short* and thou shalt be saved.
I am Witch Doctor of Borg... I don't believe in all that confession crap... I just point my bone, say a few black magic incantations and I can assimilate with whom I like