I be Cap'n Hook of Borg....Quick, quick... somebody git I tha Borg sawbones, I done meself a mischief cos I fergot which 'and I had t' scratch me balls wiv.
rofl, starkers !!
..and keeping with the Dr Hook theme ,starkers ..
I am Dennis Loccoriere of Borg . . . and my vocal chords have been dis -simulated !!