Another one from my mother.(In case any of you wondered which side of my family I got my sense of humor from.)
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and
sliced the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a
sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment,
then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
at such a young age, the father replied, "It ....it was only a bug,
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment said...."Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"