For Sale: Limited Edition "Make It Black" Blacklisting Kit
- High quality black paper (10 sheets)
- black ink pen
- free clip board (available in white, blue and black)
Ever been blacklisted?
Now YOU too can blacklist a pesky unwanted respondent or a backhanded troll efficiently and effectively!
Use our SPECIALLY FORMULATED black ink pen to write his or her name on our HIGH QUALITY black paper. This blacklist can last a lifetime!!*
The beauty of this blacklist is that no one can see who is on the list but you, even if you put it in plain sight!!! **
Don't like 'em? BLACKLIST THEM WITH OUR SPECIAL BLACKLISTING KIT AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN!
Make your own personal Blacklist today!!!!!***
*Warning: Putting a name on this blacklist is permanent and irreversible.
**We are not responsible for users who somehow end up becoming blacklisted themselves for using our product.
***If you are 18 or below, please seek parental consent before using product. (We cannot have children blacklisting their parents, can we?)
IMPORTANT: Administrators are immune to blacklisting due to their ability to perma-ban
- Raven "I'm just profiting from trends" black