There is a new movie soon to come out with Samuel Jackson that is simply named
'SNAKES ON A PLANE'
I am pretty sure the movie will live up to it's name and suck but I am in awe that they didn't even bother giving the movie a real name like 'Air Venom' or 'Snake-Jack'.
In the flavor of dumbing down movie titles for the masses here are a few I thought of:
Indiana Jones = Guy who steals Relics
Jaws = Shark with Big Bite
The Shawshank Redemption = Guy in prison
Anyone have any more?