A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after
dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The
boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacy to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the
boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists
on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it
being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a