Have a happy, festive, merry, whatever...

By on December 21, 2015 11:37:07 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Fuzzy Logic

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From me ("the wisher") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee").

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Also, a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2016, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make the UK, the wisher's country of origin, great, (not to imply that the UK is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only country in the western hemisphere, also recognising North, South, East and Western hemishperes are arbitrary divisions of this approximately spherical planet), and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

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December 21, 2015 11:38:48 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

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December 21, 2015 11:45:13 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too. I think. 

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December 21, 2015 12:28:41 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I have found that as the older I get today just seem to run into tomorrow and I'm left with wondering what all the fuss is about.  I don't like be interruped from my nap.  

 

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December 21, 2015 1:55:56 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

 

 

All the best from the land down under

Cheers

 

Macca

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December 21, 2015 5:07:02 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Fuzzy switched from the Vulcan Science Academy to the Vulcan Law Academy, it would appear. 

Happy Pon farr, Mike...  

 

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December 23, 2015 12:27:46 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I, party of the 2nd part, wish the party of the 1st part, you, and all parties of the 3rd part, all Stardockians, a very merry festive season and a happy new year.

I also hope that Father friggin' Christmas leaves you something nice beneath your tree.... just as I hope Mary Christmas visits me for a bit of slap n' tickle under the mistletoe.

 

 

Please note that, depending on this greeter's mood and temperament over the festive season, whether he gets drunk and merry, or just wakes up with a hangover the morning after, this greeting may change without further notice or consultation.

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December 23, 2015 4:03:12 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Unbelievable. Starkers started talking like a lawyer.

What's next? A banker or a politician?!

Happy whatever, folks. Happy whatever you choose to celebrate! And a better one next year.

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December 23, 2015 6:14:13 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

  Thank you Mr. Fuzzy!!!  And back at you, Sir!!!!

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December 23, 2015 5:02:26 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Merry Christmas Fuzzy

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December 23, 2015 9:18:39 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting DrJBHL,

Unbelievable. Starkers started talking like a lawyer.

What's next? A banker or a politician?!

Not friggin' likely! 

I've never had enough money to talk like a banker.... heaven forbid, and I never became adept enough at lying or breaking promises to speak like the latter.

Nah, me finks I be best stickin' ta pirate speak.... 'least that way I knows 'ow ter P n' Q in all tha right places.

Oh yeah, and 'ave a Merry Thingwybob an' a Appy New Year fer ye and yours.

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December 23, 2015 10:05:43 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Nice thread, Fuzzy Vulcan. Glad Tidings and Happy Frickin Holidays!!!! 

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December 24, 2015 12:01:06 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Have a great Yule, you'll ....  [OK, so I was cheating a bit] ...

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December 24, 2015 1:21:44 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I don't care about presents.... so long as I ger a bit a watchamacallit and some of the other.

Christmas pud & brandy custard

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December 24, 2015 4:08:09 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting starkers,

Oh yeah, and 'ave a Merry Thingwybob an' a Appy New Year fer ye and yours.

Same right back to you...and please convey the same to Shaunna!

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December 24, 2015 7:34:33 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting DrJBHL,


Quoting starkers,

Oh yeah, and 'ave a Merry Thingwybob an' a Appy New Year fer ye and yours.



Same right back to you...and please convey the same to Shaunna!

Will do... and Shaunna's here at my place, so will do, again.

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December 24, 2015 6:53:45 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Merry Christmas everyone!!....

 

first Christmas in that new lovely home Starkers... and Nimbin too.... top stuff...  

 

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December 25, 2015 11:37:19 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Hope you all had a great day.

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December 26, 2015 12:59:37 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Iben,

Hope you all had a great day.

Yup, and thank you, 'twas petty darned good and I had a great time with friends... those most important to me.

I hope your day was also special.

The same for everyone else... that the day was especially kind to you all.

 

As for me, it's Boxing Day here in Oz, I'm watching the cricket [Aus vs the West Indies] and downing a few Cricketers Arms,  Keepers lagers.... WITHOUT lemonade, meaning I'm off the shandies for the day.  And shoot, why not... it's only Christmas/Boxing Day once a year.... right!

Oh, and if I don't sober up in time for New Years', and typing is beyond me, have a good one of them as well, one and all.

 

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