A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

By on February 6, 2003 6:57:04 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

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I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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