How many innocent civilians havebeen killed by suicide bombers in the lastten years?
The keystone cops.
That is one awesome dragon pic. Tanx.
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People are much more likely to help youin your cause if they believe your methods andyour cause are good.
Fact. What are their intentions?
Reading health studies causes stress.
Things we don't care about.Porn.Things we do care about.Gas prices.The Economy.Now I will use one of our favorite new wordsin a sentence."Why don't we go to the bathroomand see what Emerges."
Campaign contributions fall intothe category of Free Stuff.Your tour bus is on a road, is that road, Free Stuff?
Morning Update:It wasdefault credit swapsmortgage backed securitiesderegulation.
What do you do to be more interesting?Hire some writers.
Say what you want about Rodman,but he's the only reason I ever watched basketball.
We are ruining the planet?
Hillary Clinton,I like your smile,and you are definitely qualified to bePresident of the United States.
If you say half a word and stop,this is because you realized you shouldn't say the whole word.
So,are you sure you want to double downon deregulation?
I saw gas brake the five dollar markunder the last administration.
I can eat 9 rib eye steaks per monthwith the money I saved canceling my TV cable.
I've seen the Singing Toothbrush can Iget the singing toilet paper dispenser?In the future when we have quantum computingwe will send our files to the Pin Head.
Eddie Haskell
Each of you will purchase 183 vouchers per yearat $3.50 per voucher.Each voucher will be good for one bowel movement.If you run out of vouchers before the end of the yearyou will have to purchase more from someonewho has a surplus.This system will cut down on waste and help savethe planet.The system will be called "Crap and trade".
Each person will be fitted with a icrap transmitter which will send datato the pin head for analysis.This will prevent crap dodgers.
To cut down on green house gases,stand by for the ifart update and "fart and trade".
Today's republican idea was to raise taxeson poor people by removing some tax deductions.
What would happen if you fell into a large black hole?First you would accelerate to the speed of the bananasthat fell in with you.This would cause time to slow down.The immense gravity of the black hole would also causetime to slow down.These two phenomenon would combine and time would reverse.You would then find yourself 20 years younger standingon a beach on Earth talking to a young wordsmith.
Daddy fired Mommy and had to give herhalf the company.
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