My kid’s deranged sense of humor

By on February 3, 2014 2:50:54 PM from JoeUser Forums JoeUser Forums

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Clearly my offensiveness is a genetic condition.  Therefore, I have a disability and nothing is my fault. Smile

Seriously though, here’s some fun my teenage son had with photoshop he sent me.

 

Top X rejected flavors for chips.

 

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I won’t post the others he sent.  They’re unprintable…

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February 3, 2014 6:45:53 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Ah...like father like son....

At least that likely counts out any 'involvement' from 'the Milkman' ....

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February 3, 2014 8:39:34 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…

Oh, go on.... we're all a little twisted here...     

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February 4, 2014 1:18:57 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting sydneysiders,


I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…

Oh, go on.... we're all a little twisted here...     

Speak for yourself!

I'll have you know I'm a lot twisted... worserer than a pretzel, even. 

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February 4, 2014 10:04:24 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Quoting sydneysiders,


I won’t post the others he sent. They’re unprintable…

Oh, go on.... we're all a little twisted here...     

 

Go ahead, were all adults here.  Well, maybe I should say we all have accrued a sufficient number of years to be considered adults.

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February 4, 2014 10:52:30 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting ElanaAhova,
sufficient number of years to be considered adults.

Huh!?!? Why...what...who...okay. Rant over.

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February 4, 2014 11:06:45 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

 

Quoting ElanaAhova,
Well, maybe I should say we all have accrued a sufficient number of years to be considered adults.

I believe I resemble that remark. 

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February 4, 2014 4:52:50 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Philly0381,

 
Quoting ElanaAhova, reply 4Well, maybe I should say we all have accrued a sufficient number of years to be considered adults.

I believe I resemble that remark. 
but you definitely LOOK like it, and I know I am even MORE confuserating to the point where the younguns can not even understand me.

harpo (the multidimensionally twisted knot)

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February 4, 2014 6:12:35 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting harpo99999,
multidimensionally twisted knot

As opposed to tongue tied and twisted earthbound misfit.

I like that song.

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February 4, 2014 7:44:00 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting starkers,
I'll have you know I'm a lot twisted... worserer than a pretzel, even.

well... we ALL know that....

maybe a link to them... and a warning for the....non-twisted...  

most of us will have raised a teenage boy with a deranged sense of humour... it goes with the territory... 

 

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February 4, 2014 8:28:08 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting sydneysiders,
most of us will have raised a teenage boy with a deranged sense of humour... it goes with the territory...

I was raised with a deranged sense of humour....though in my day it was the Goons....then the Goodies....and finally Monty Python ...

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February 4, 2014 10:37:14 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Jafo,
the Goons....then the Goodies....and finally Monty Python

yep... the trifecta of lunacy...  

and it's great how many people of our ilk.. make sure their kids have grown up with a decent diet of them as well...

 

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February 5, 2014 4:41:18 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Quoting Jafo,
I was raised with a deranged sense of humour....though in my day it was the Goons....then the Goodies....and finally Monty Python
the wholly grill for humer

harpo (the multidimensionally twisted knot)

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February 5, 2014 5:39:36 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Jafo,

Ah...like father like son....

At least that likely counts out any 'involvement' from 'the Milkman' ....

Hmmm, I read this earlier and it got me to thinking.

What if the milkman is a complete nutter living on the lunatic fringe?

Doesn't completely exclude him, then, does it?

Then there's the coalman, the baker and the candlestick maker.

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February 5, 2014 6:35:32 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

the second one is funny haha

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February 5, 2014 4:11:18 PM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

Starkers, you really are milking it this time...

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February 5, 2014 6:26:48 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting ElanaAhova,

Starkers, you really are milking it this time...

Yup, saves stealing next door's cow. 

Now there's a set of udders! Firm and supple, not saggy ... and Buttercup's so proud of 'em.

She don't let just anybody touch 'em.  I'm her fave cos I always warm my hands and very gently pull her succulent teets.

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February 7, 2014 4:01:46 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Next thing ya know starkers will reinvent animal husbandry...with a little help from the redneck.

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February 7, 2014 4:03:41 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

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February 7, 2014 12:04:09 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Uvah,

Next thing ya know starkers will reinvent animal husbandry...with a little help from the redneck.

Nah, he's done that all on his own.... husbanding sheep and a few of them thar heiffers.

 

It's just like Little Johnny telling the class about his Summer vacation on his grandad's farm...

"Well I saw some sheep and some goats and some fuckers."

"What was that?" Shrieked the teacher.

"Fuckers, miss!"

"That can't be right." exclaimed the teacher

Well grandad called 'em effers, but I knew what he meant."

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February 8, 2014 11:28:26 AM from Elemental Forums Elemental Forums

@ Uval  Great tune!  Thx.  So much music, so little time...

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