Ok, My Turn..

Surgery Time

By on October 12, 2013 10:21:17 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

RedneckDude

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OK, guys. Thoughts and prayers needed.

 

I begin my 2 week pre op diet consisting of clear liquids, on the 14th of Oct. 2 days before my birthday, btw.

 

Surgery on the 29th.

 

 

By the way, Lisa is down 72 pounds. She is doing great!

 

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October 12, 2013 10:26:27 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Thoughts and prayers...

 

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"

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October 12, 2013 10:39:42 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

If you can hear the top ten things you don't want to hear during surgery......ask for a refund.

Pulling for you Jim.

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October 12, 2013 10:47:52 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

DP, Thanks, I think. 

 

Ross, I appreciate it. 

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October 12, 2013 10:48:45 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

All the best RND and a big congrats to Lisa.

 

Cheers

Macca

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October 12, 2013 10:54:01 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting DPCloud,
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Indeed. Ideally, one wouldn't hear anything during surgery.

If you do have to hear something during surgery, I hope it's "Well that went very easily!".

Best of luck! And keep smiling.

 

 

I told them you're allergic to all pain medicine.  Mwahahaha!

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October 12, 2013 11:07:22 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting DPCloud,
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

LOL

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October 12, 2013 11:33:02 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

My thoughts and prayers are with you Jim. 

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October 13, 2013 2:57:36 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

You'll be fine. Just ask for lots of drugs.

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October 13, 2013 4:33:50 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

11. That stuff there would make a great Halloween logon & wall.

12 Is the web cam on @ Wincustomize we need some new ideas for backgrounds.

Humour intended but, you know Jim your a great guy & a friend indeed. Your always in my thoughts & prayers & if I could figure out this Karma thing your a 100 outta 10. You have no worries. You believed in me, I believe in you. And remember this will give you an idea for the new DX suite "The Surgeon" Glad your wife is doing well too!

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October 13, 2013 5:19:14 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Stramp,
new DX suite "The Surgeon"

Second that! lol

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October 13, 2013 7:26:49 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Stramp,
And remember this will give you an idea for the new DX suite "The Surgeon"

Followed by "Skinny DX." I'm pulling for ya Jim.You can do eet!!!

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October 13, 2013 7:43:06 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Jim...

You will regret making me learn the 'skinny' tool in Ps. 

Seriously? Best of luck with this. You're doing a good thing, and I hope you reap the benefits.

Besides, 'sacrifices to the dark lord' are always appreciated. 

 

 

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October 13, 2013 8:40:17 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

You'll do just fine Jim, don't worry.

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October 13, 2013 8:54:36 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Don't even give it a thought. The 29th will be here and gone before you can say "I can see my ding dong again, yea"

Really all will be fine and I will be thinking about you.

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October 13, 2013 10:06:03 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting DaveBax,

Don't even give it a thought. The 29th will be here and gone before you can say "I can see my ding dong again, yea"

Really all will be fine and I will be thinking about you.

 

Trying not to get an image in my head!Your awesome Dave.

RND, milkshakes are tasty.

Edit;

Sorry, I see clear liquid in the op now, guess you could get drunk for two weeks?

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October 13, 2013 10:27:59 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

 

You'll be your old self in no time...

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October 13, 2013 11:39:06 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting Wizard1956,
eet

That's what got me where I am today, in weight, that is.

 

 

 

 

Quoting DaveBax,

Don't even give it a thought. The 29th will be here and gone before you can say "I can see my ding dong again, yea"

Really all will be fine and I will be thinking about you.

Dave, I love ya, man....but you crack me up!

 

 

Thanks guys, loves all of yas!

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October 13, 2013 12:54:37 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I am pulling for you Jim! Tell Lisa she should do a before and after shot on Facebook. She has a lot to be proud of!

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October 13, 2013 1:43:11 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Good luck Redneck.  You're gonna need some "skinny jeans" and these guys are going to have to Photoshop some skinnier sheep

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October 13, 2013 1:50:24 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting DaveRI,
these guys are going to have to Photoshop some skinnier sheep

 Now that's funny right there.

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October 13, 2013 3:58:09 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

All good things for ya´ Jimbo !  

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October 13, 2013 4:05:57 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Thanks Andyroo!!   Now, just for the heck of it, I'll show you just how "on my toes" I am.

 

 

 

 

Had to have a few toenails removed and acid treated.  Ouch!

 

I did this almost a month ago, they still hurt.

 

I haven't been able to walk the track since and have regained 10 pounds. 

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October 13, 2013 8:18:18 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Wow Jim , didn't realize that you were a Libra,  my birthday is on the 14th. But more importantly , I hope all goes well and I will remember you in my prayers.     

 

-- Ace --

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October 13, 2013 9:12:57 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Thanks Ace! Happy Birthday!!!   

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October 14, 2013 7:13:23 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I thought at first you had painted your toenail Jim, getting worried there for a minute.

Waiting to see what Doc comes up with. Hope the skinny tool has an easy learning curve. We all know how impatient Doc is to 'shop' stuff. lol 

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