Happy birthday you old basta.... 'ere, hang on a minute. 56, eh? That's 3 years younger than me.
Sorry Wiz. Happy birthday you young bastard.
Has the arrived from RND yet?
Yeah, he told me he wanted to send you something to make it a most memorable birthday for you.
Personally, I thought it a bit rude when he said that you'd have to find your own Trojans, though.
After being 'corralled' at his place a while, the least he could have done was send some protection as well.
Now, about Trojans! Given the true story of the Trojan horse, I find it amusing that you Americans call frangers [condoms] that.
What, you didn't know the Trojan horse was pushed in the back door?
Seriously, 'ave a good 'un, cobber.