Quoting Jafo, reply 4"hey look at me... I have a penis-substitute stuck to my ear...".
No, no - that was an actual penis.
Hmmm, that's a bit close to the bone... if you don't mind the pun.
Yeah, last time I saw a penis stuck to something... well it was more in something, was when I was in A&E and his bloke came in with his engorged member firmly stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe Talk about embarrassing!!
I don't think you can go wrong with a Windows Phone.
Definitely not, and going by most reactions when people see mine, the WP8 stands head and shoulders above IOS and Android phones, for looks and usability. Yup, users of both have been saying: "I gotta get me one of these."
On another note, regarding IOS and iPhones, I read earlier today that Apple has cut back on its iPhone 5 production due to weaker than expected demand.... see more here.
Now I could have told them that 6 - 8 months ago, not that they would have listened. I could also tell them that they need to tighten their belts for the very lean period they're going to go though in the next couple of years and beyond, but no, I think I'll just sit back and watch Apple crumble [pun intended].