I have a dog he is a multesex shuzitsu
OK... I'll probably regret it, but I'll bite. Just what is a 'multesex'?
Tried to get a definition... I simply will not give you a screenie of the results. Ever.
As for me? Zane! (the bold, italicized text and exclamation point are part of his name). He's a Russian Blue without papers - an "Undocumented Alien". He's also illegitimate. I'm afraid to utter the "b" word. Like most cats (pardon the noun, Zane!), no birth certificate. He probably thinks he's World President except that he's convinced he's G-d. Maybe more. His Astrological sign is "Mr. T.", with "Arrogance rising.".
He's a racist and a fascist, and those are his better qualities. He steadfastly refuses to recognize other cats as being cats. Lucky for me he doesn't actually speak English (although I will swear that he has tried to say, "I love you."). He does that of his own free will. No treats involved. At 17 lbs. "Sorry Zane!, no treats" is the party line. I think "I love you" must mean "Do it now, stupid human." He enjoys lying on my chest so he can knead my neck. I don't pretend to enjoy this, but have little say in it. The reason is he told me once, "You'll have to sleep sometime."
I simply cannot believe no one has posted a pet picture yet.
Oh yeah, when you do, make sure you're in it too.