"Come on, man....can't you see it? I swear it's there....just near the middle.....it's a hair, I tell you."
Other than that, my role on Wincustomize.com is officially "Community Manager" which means it's commonly my foot that miscreants feel being inserted into their behinds.
If anyone feels the need to self-destruct just let me know and I'll polish my steel caps ....
Just yesterday starkers mentioned what a great little corner of the net this is [to a new member]... and he's right, too.
Let's all make sure that's a continuing reality.