Walmart is a well known tornado magnet. All kidding aside, I'm so glad you and yours weren't harmed...but having a 'twistered' sense of humor, I couldn't resist... I should be ashamed.....but I'm not.
Jim, being the enterprising RedneckDude that he is has found a way to market this! No...No DX this time.
"RedneckDude's Commemorative Twister Refridgerator Magnets!"
  
           
  
                                                   
 
Available in two, flattering styles! Be the first WC'er to grace his/her home with this "Collectible". Each autographed and comes in a choice of two cases suitable for presentation and display:
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Don't miss this opportunity!                                      Have Your Credit Card Ready 
And.... 
Dial 
1-888-BIG-BUX-4DOC  
We'll even throw in a DX Theme for free!